| guys on tumblr: | all I want to do is find a girl and treat her right |
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| guys that I know: | first i park muh car then i fuck yo bitch |
Haters gonna hate.
have you ever fallen in love with a song and put it on repeat for 8 days straight and literally bathed in it and memorized every word and breath and drum beat and guitar string and just married it because wow perfect and then overplayed it and got bored of it but still had a special place in your heart for it
because i have
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liar
yes you are
No Justin. You’re the most perfect person, ok?
and i’m not sexually frustrated right now because of your perfectness. yeah sure justin keep trying to convince yourself.
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whatever happened to rihanna when she first started singing she was like yee mista dj song pon de replay and now shes like fuck me with a shovel and slap my titties
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I DROPPED THE KETCHUP AND SCREAMED IN SHOCK AND THEN MY BROTHER CAME IN AND THOUGHT IT WAS BLOOD AND SCREAMED TOO AND WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING AT KETCHUP
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one of my favorite things about bands is that.. if you look at old pictures, you can actually see them progressively go from huge scene faggots to cute respectable men
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